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2004 Postseason Results

Playoffs

Money Bowl XV
Moscow on the Hudson 21, Leningrad Cowboys 18
Semifinals
Leningrad Cowboys 32, Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs 32
     Cowboys win tiebreaker, 5 (JTaylor) to 4 (Carr)
Moscow on the Hudson 28, New Media Conspiracies 21
First Round
#4 Moscow on the Hudson 43, #5 The Leaking Toilet 27
#6 Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs 39, #3 Konnichiwa Bitches 22

NIT

Nit-Picker Bowl
Friendship 7 (+ units) 43, Collective Soul Asylum 13
Semifinals
Collective Soul Asylum 27, Montana Wildhacks 20
Friendship 7 (+ units) 34, Schlomos 33
First Round
#1 Collective Soul Asylum 31, #8 Rat-Toothed Shanahans 12
#5 Montana Wildhacks 35, #4 Neogothicsludgekats 16
#2 Schlomos 43, #7 Ann Arbor Eat-ums 29
#3 Friendship 7 (+ units) 39, #6 ANTEbob 28

Toilet Bowl (best of 3 games)

#-1 Carnell Knowledge 21, #-2 Infrared Army 11
Infrared Army 30, Carnell Knowledge 28
Infrared Army 37, Carnell Knowledge 13

Bye Bowl

#1 Leningrad Cowboys 34, #2 New Media Conspiracies 14

Playoff Brackets

The Road to Money Bowl XV

_1_Cowboys______
                \_Cowboys______
                               \
                                \_Cowboys______
_4_Moscow______                 /  32-32 [5-4] \
               | _Non-Seqs_____/                \
_5_Toilet______|   39-22                         \
                                                  \_Moscow______
_2_Conspiracies_                                  /  21-18
                \_Conspiracies_                  /
                               \                /
                                \_Moscow_______/
_3_Konnichiwa__                 /  28-21
               | _Moscow_______/
_6_Non-Seqs____|   43-27

Not In the Tournament

_1_Asylum_______
                \_Asylum_______
_8_Shanahans____/  31-12       \
                                \_Asylum_______
_4_Sludgekats___                /  27-20       \
                \_Wildhacks____/                \
_5_Wildhacks____/  35-16                         \
                                                  \_Friendship___
_2_Schlomos_____                                  /  43-13
                \_Schlomos_____                  /
_7_Eat-ums______/  43-29       \                /
                                \_Friendship___/
_3_Friendship___                /  34-33
                \_Friendship___/
_6_ANTEbob______/  39-28

Toilet Bowl 13 or 14 or something close to that

-1_Knowledge___[X]_[_]_[_]_
                           \_____________
-2_Army________[_]_[X]_[X]_/

Bye Bowl

_1_Cowboys______
                \_Cowboys_____
_2_Conspiracies_/  34-14

2005 Draft Order

  1. Shane
  2. Charlie
  3. Edward
  4. Joe
  5. Randy
  6. Mike M.
  7. Seth
  8. Del
  9. Mike T.
  10. Ward
  11. Ben T.
  12. Gourab/Ben L.
  13. Jason
  14. James
  15. Michael H.
  16. Keith

2004 Regular Season Standings

WAR DIVISION WLT DivPFPA BPStrk
New Media Conspiracies [2] 10 2 1 6-0 448 324 96 W 4
Collective Soul Asylum [7] 7 6 0 2-4 360 360 134 W 1
Montana Wildhacks [11] 6 7 0 3-3 267 324 106 L 2
Rat-Toothed Shanahans [14] 3 9 1 1-5 261 389 115 L 1
FAMINE DIVISIONWLTDivPFPABPStrk
Moscow on the Hudson [4] 8 5 0 3-3 439 321 81 W 3
Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs [6] 7 6 0 3-3 404 359 72 L 1
Neogothicsludgekats [10] 6 7 0 3-3 288 350 98 W 1
ANTEbob [12] 5 7 1 3-3 327 370 110 L 2
DEATH DIVISIONWLTDivPFPABPStrk
Leningrad Cowboys [1] 11 2 0 6-0 466 301 98 W 4
Friendship 7 (+ units) [9] 6 6 1 2-4 408 387 101 W 1
Ann Arbor Eat-ums [13] 4 9 0 2-4 293 333 118 L 1
Carnell Knowledge [15] 2 9 2 2-4 259 404 146 L 2
PESTILENCE DIVISIONWLTDivPFPABPStrk
Konnichiwa Bitches [3] 9 4 0 4-2 550 381 73 L 1
The Leaking Toilet [5] 8 5 0 4-2 398 373 59 W 3
Schlomos [8] 7 6 0 3-3 358 326 99 W 1
Infrared Army [16] 2 11 0 1-5 266 490 103 L 4

Since it doesn't seem like the commissioner will ever be inspired, here are the final results for 2000, 2001, 2002, and 2003.

Here's a link to the slightly-less-outdated Constitution.