| Pick | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Friendship Larry Fitzgerald | Friendship Michael Clayton | Konnichiwa Michael Jenkins | Friendship | Friendship |
| 2 | Wildhacks Eli Manning | Wildhacks Rashaun Woods | Wildhacks Josh Harris | Wildhacks | Wildhacks |
| 3 | Conspiracies Philip Rivers | Conspiracies A.J. Feeley | Conspiracies Justin Gage | Conspiracies | Conspiracies |
| 4 | Konnichiwa Roy Williams | Cowboys Ricky Williams | Konnichiwa Matt Schaub | Knowledge Cedric Cobbs | Knowledge Muhsin Muhammad |
| 5 | Sludgekats Kevin Jones | Sludgekats Brandon Lloyd | Sludgekats Patrick Ramsey | Sludgekats Ron Dayne | Sludgekats |
| 6 | ANTEbob Julius Jones | ANTEbob Reggie Williams | ANTEbob Jeff Smoker | ANTEbob | ANTEbob |
| 7 | Knowledge Ben Roethlisberger | Non-Seqs Greg Jones | Non-Seqs Luke McCown | Non-Seqs Nate Burleson | Non-Seqs |
| 8 | Shanahans Steven Jackson | Shanahans Mark Brunell | Shanahans | Shanahans | Shanahans |
| 9 | Knowledge Tatum Bell | ANTEbob Darius Watts | ANTEbob James Jackson | Schlomos | Schlomos |
| 10 | Knowledge Kellen Winslow Jr. | Army Vinny Testaverde | Army Mewelde Moore | Army | Army |
| 11 | Eat-ums Josh McCown | Toilet Lee Evans | Eat-ums Keary Colbert | Eat-ums | Eat-ums |
| 12 | Moscow David Givens | Moscow Freddie Mitchell | Moscow Bengals D | Moscow | Moscow |
| 13 | Konnichiwa Mike Williams | Cowboys Deion Branch | Cowboys | Cowboys | Cowboys |
| 14 | Non-Seqs Chris Perry | Cowboys Chris Chandler | Conspiracies Artose Pinner | Knowledge Dominic Rhodes | Konnichiwa |
| 15 | Toilet J.P. Losman | Eat-ums Marty Booker | Toilet Tony Hollings | Toilet Neil Rackers | Toilet |
| 16 | Asylum Travis Minor | Asylum Najeh Davenport | Asylum Nate Kaeding | Asylum Kelly Holcomb | Asylum |