(projected lineups)
Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs
     QBDrew Bledsoe
     RBWarrick Dunn
      Onterrio Smith
     WRTJ Houshmandzadeh
      Eddie Kennison
      Javon Walker
     KAdam Vinatieri
     DPatriots D
     STBills ST
Leningrad Cowboys
     QBMarc Bulger
     RBJerome Bettis
      Curtis Martin
      Sammy Morris
     WRJoe Horn
      Reggie Wayne
     KMike Vanderjagt
     DChiefs D
     STBengals ST