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2002 Postseason

Money Bowl XIII

Friendship 7 (+ units) 41, The Fighting Caducei 20

Road to Money Bowl XIII

Semifinals
Friendship 7 (+ units) 73, Eli's Sports Bureau 32
The Fighting Caducei 36, Munchausen Barons 22
First Round
Friendship 7 (+ units) 43, Purple Frantics 33
Munchausen Barons 31, Jamal and the Night Visitors 25

NIT (exhibition)

NIT-Picker Bowl
Collective Soul Asylum 17, Neogothicsludgekats 4
Semifinals
Neogothicsludgekats 15, St. Pete Cyclone Rangers 4
Collective Soul Asylum 24, Infrared Army 14
First Round
Neogothicsludgekats 61, Schlomos 14
St. Pete Cyclone Rangers 33, Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs 25
Collective Soul Asylum 53, The Leaking Toilet 31
Infrared Army 11, Jennifer Edwards' Revenge 8

Bye Bowl (exhibition)

The Fighting Caducei 52, Eli's Sports Bureau 34

Toilet Bowl (exhibition)

Game 1: Montana Wildhacks 11, ANTEbob 13
Game 2: Montana Wildhacks 8, ANTEbob 11
Wildhacks win, 2 losses to 0

2003 Draft Order

  1. Wildhacks
  2. ANTEbob
  3. Sludgekats
  4. Toilet
  5. Revenge
  6. Rangers
  7. Non-Seqs
  8. Army
  9. Asylum
  10. Schlomos
  11. Visitors
  12. Frantics
  13. Barons
  14. Bureau
  15. Caducei
  16. Friendship

Final 2002 Standings

WAR DIVISION                      W  L  T    Div     PF  PA    BP   Strk
The Fighting Caducei (2)          8  5  0    4-2    407 324   110    L 2
Munchausen Barons (5)             8  5  0    3-3    342 305   101    W 2
Collective Soul Asylum (8)        7  6  0    4-2    431 390   141    W 3
Montana Wildhacks (16)            3 10  0    1-5    223 383   103    L 4

FAMINE DIVISION                   W  L  T    Div     PF  PA    BP   Strk
Purple Frantics (3)               8  5  0    4-2    414 385    99    L 2
Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs (10)    6  7  0    4-2    291 337   128    W 2
Neogothicsludgekats (14)          5  8  0    4-2    338 341    86    W 3
ANTEbob (15)                      4  9  0    0-6    385 442   130    L 3

DEATH DIVISION                    W  L  T    Div     PF  PA    BP   Strk
Eli's Sports Bureau (1)           9  4  0    5-1    414 314   113    W 2
Friendship 7 (+ units) (6)        8  5  0    4-2    402 399   112    W 4
St. Pete Cyclone Rangers (11)     6  7  0    2-4    305 355   171    L 2
Jennifer Edwards' Revenge (12)    5  8  0    1-5    368 428   156    L 4

PESTILENCE DIVISION               W  L  T    Div     PF  PA    BP   Strk
Jamal and the Night Visitors (4)  7  5  1   4-1-1   410 352    87    W 1
Schlomos (7)                      7  5  1   3-2-1   317 284   118    W 2
Infrared Army (9)                 7  6  0    2-4    310 300   121    L 2
The Leaking Toilet (13)           5  8  0    2-4    343 361   124    L 1
Seeding notes:
  • Caducei win War over Barons by better division record (4-2 to 3-3)
  • Caducei win #2 seed over Frantics by head-to-head (44-28, week 10)
  • Visitors win Pestilence over Schlomos by head-to-head (33-30, week 3; 25-25 tie, week 11)
  • Asylum wins #8 seed over Army by haed-to-head (29-22, week 5)
  • Non-Seqs win #10 seed over Rangers by head-to-head (8-1, week 9)
  • Revenge win #12 seed over Toilet and Sludgekats by total points (368 to 343 to 338)
  • Toilet wins #13 seed over Sludgekats by total points (343 to 338)
Draft order:
  1. Wildhacks
  2. ANTEbob
  3. Sludgekats
  4. Toilet
  5. Revenge
  6. Rangers
  7. Non-Seqs
  8. Army
  9. Asylum
  10. Schlomos
  11. Visitors
  12. Frantics
  13. Barons
  14. Bureau
  15. Caducei
  16. Friendship

Since it doesn't seem like the commissioner will ever be inspired, here are the final results for 2000 and 2001.

Here's a link to the now-outdated Constitution.