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Congratulations to Ward Cullum and Collective Soul Asylum, winners of Money Bowl XIV!2003 Playoffs Results
Money Bowl XIV
Collective Soul Asylum 35, The Leaking Toilet 12Semifinals
The Leaking Toilet 55, Edgewood Ironheads 51Collective Soul Asylum 46/5, The Knights who Say NI! 46/3
First Round
[3] Collective Soul Asylum 65, [6] The Chosun Ones 28[5] The Leaking Toilet 26, [4] Moscow on the Hudson 3
Exhibitions
NIT Finals
Eli's Sports Bureau 32, The Fighting Caducei 24NIT Semifinals
Eli's Sports Bureau 32, Munchausen Barons 20The Fighting Caducei 20, Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs 15
NIT First Round
[14] The Fighting Caducei 32, [7] Infrared Army 17[10] Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs 32, [11] ANTEbob 25
[9] Munchausen Barons 34, [12] Neogothicsludgekats 7
[13] Eli's Sports Bureau 20, [8] Schlomos 16
Bye Bowl
[1] Edgewood Ironheads 43, [2] The Knights who Say NI! 27Toilet Bowl
[16] Friendship 7 (+ units) 52, [15] Montana Wildhacks 29Friendship 7 (+ units) 23, Montana Wildhacks 10
Final 2003 Regular Season Standings
| WAR DIVISION | W | L | T | Div | PF | PA | BP | Strk | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Collective Soul Asylum [3] | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5-1 | 370 | 308 | 93 | W 2 | |||
| Munchausen Barons [9] | 7 | 6 | 0 | 5-1 | 413 | 307 | 77 | W 3 | |||
| The Fighting Caducei [14] | 4 | 9 | 0 | 0-6 | 308 | 425 | 161 | L 4 | |||
| Montana Wildhacks [15] | 3 | 10 | 0 | 2-4 | 211 | 417 | 109 | L 2 | |||
| FAMINE DIVISION | W | L | T | Div | PF | PA | BP | Strk | |||
| Moscow on the Hudson [4] | 6 | 7 | 0 | 4-2 | 370 | 395 | 95 | W 1 | |||
| Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs [10] | 6 | 7 | 0 | 3-3 | 299 | 384 | 173 | L 1 | |||
| ANTEbob [11] | 6 | 7 | 0 | 3-3 | 287 | 303 | 101 | W 1 | |||
| Neogothicsludgekats [12] | 5 | 8 | 0 | 2-4 | 371 | 338 | 62 | L 1 | |||
| DEATH DIVISION | W | L | T | Div | PF | PA | BP | Strk | |||
| The Knights who Say NI! [2] | 9 | 4 | 0 | 4-2 | 407 | 301 | 44 | L 2 | |||
| The Chosun Ones [6] | 8 | 5 | 0 | 5-1 | 390 | 338 | 55 | W 6 | |||
| Eli's Sports Bureau [13] | 5 | 8 | 0 | 1-5 | 235 | 322 | 142 | L 1 | |||
| Friendship 7 (+ units) [16] | 3 | 10 | 0 | 2-4 | 280 | 334 | 67 | W 1 | |||
| PESTILENCE DIVISION | W | L | T | Div | PF | PA | BP | Strk | |||
| Edgewood Ironheads [1] | 9 | 4 | 0 | 4-2 | 454 | 364 | 108 | W 1 | |||
| The Leaking Toilet [5] | 9 | 4 | 0 | 4-2 | 410 | 297 | 107 | W 1 | |||
| Infrared Army [7] | 8 | 5 | 0 | 2-4 | 319 | 346 | 95 | L 1 | |||
| Schlomos [8] | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2-4 | 333 | 278 | 124 | L 1 |
Since it doesn't seem like the commissioner will ever be inspired, here are the final results for 2000, 2001, and 2002.
Here's a link to the slightly-less-outdated Constitution.