| Moscow on the Hudson | ||||
| QB | Tom Brady | |||
| RB | Deuce McAllister | |||
| Michael Pittman | ||||
| WR | Nate Burleson | |||
| Marvin Harrison | ||||
| Darrell Jackson | ||||
| K | Morten Andersen | |||
| D | Ravens D | |||
| ST | Patriots ST | |||
| New Media Conspiracies | ||||
| QB | Donovan McNabb | |||
| RB | Emmitt Smith | |||
| Fred Taylor | ||||
| WR | Keyshawn Johnson | |||
| Terrell Owens | ||||
| TE | Randy McMichael | |||
| K | Ryan Longwell | |||
| D | 49ers D | |||
| ST | Rams ST | |||