| The Leaking Toilet | 32 | |||
| QB | Peyton Manning | 0 | ||
| RB | Ahman Green | 12 | ||
| Stephen Davis | 6 | |||
| Charlie Garner | 0 | |||
| WR | Oronde Gadsden | 0 | ||
| TE | Jay Riemersma | 0 | ||
| K | Tim Seder | 14 | ||
| D | Seahawks D | 0 | ||
| ST | Chargers ST | 0 | ||
| Schizopolis Non-Sequiturs | 23 | |||
| QB | Kurt Warner | 0 | ||
| RB | Warrick Dunn | 0 | ||
| Robert Smith | 0 | |||
| WR | Wayne Chrebet | 6 | ||
| Amani Toomer | 6 | |||
| TE | Shannon Sharpe | 0 | ||
| K | Adam Vinatieri | 5 | ||
| John Hall | 1 | |||
| D | Raiders D | 6 | ||
| ST | Steelers ST | 0 | ||